Dear Sir, I like Words.


Copywriter Robert Pirosh arrives to Hollywood determined to become a screenwriter.

In his eagerness, he writes one of the most original and creative cover letters of his time and profession.

It gets him three job interviews and he is finally hired by MGM.

Because, honestly, what word-hungry, genius-searching company could say No to this?

Dear Sir:

I like words. I like fat buttery words, such as ooze, turpitude, glutinous, toady. I like solemn, angular, creaky words, such as straitlaced, cantankerous, pecunious, valedictory. I like spurious, black-is-white words, such as mortician, liquidate, tonsorial, demi-monde. I like suave “V” words, such as Svengali, svelte, bravura, verve. I like crunchy, brittle, crackly words, such as splinter, grapple, jostle, crusty.

I like sullen, crabbed, scowling words, such as skulk, glower, scabby, churl. I like Oh-Heavens, my-gracious, land’s-sake words, such as tricksy, tucker, genteel, horrid. I like elegant, flowery words, such as estivate, peregrinate, elysium, halcyon. I like wormy, squirmy, mealy words, such as crawl, blubber, squeal, drip. I like sniggly, chuckling words, such as cowlick, gurgle, bubble and burp.

I like the word screenwriter better than copywriter, so I decided to quit my job in a New York advertising agency and try my luck in Hollywood, but before taking the plunge I went to Europe for a year of study, contemplation and horsing around. 

I have just returned and I still like words. 

May I have a few with you?

Robert Pirosh
385 Madison Avenue
Room 610
New York
Eldorado 5-6024

This is just another early example of how creativity connects dots and opens doors.

Our lives are stories. Somebody is telling them. Our only mission is to become that Somebody 

{Thanks to Dear Wit: Letters from the World’s Wits & Letters of Note.}



More life & love making old letters:  

>> Henry Miller to Anaïs Nin: “Come closer to me, come closer, I promise you, it will be beautiful.”

>> “Nothing good gets away.” ~ John Steinbeck on love: A letter to his son.

>> Charles Bukowski on quitting his job & doing what he loved.



 {Do the crazy thing.}



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Andrea Balt
Co-Founder/Editor-in-Chief of Rebelle Society, Wellness Alchemist at Rebelle Wellness & Professional Dream Chaser at Creative Rehab. Unfinished book with a love for greens, bikes and poetry; raised by wolves & adopted by people; not trying to make art but to Be Art. Holds a BA in Journalism & Mass Communication, an MFA in Creative Writing & a Holistic Health Coach degree from the Institute for Integrative Nutrition®. In her work she tries to reflect the wholeness of the human experience by combining Art & Health + Mind & Body + Darkness & Brilliance into a more alive, unabridged and unlimited edition of ourselves. She is also on a quest to reinstate Creativity as one of our essential Human Rights to (hopefully and soon) be included in the UN Declaration. Connect with her in the Social Media Jungle via Facebook, Twitter & Instagram and sign up for her FREE MuseLetter.

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  • Julia commented on November 30, 2013 Reply
    I love this kind of people :)

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