It turns out some girl on shrooms... had found her in the bathroom and told her that I had left the bathroom and gone to the blanket where she was sitting.
Throw obligation out the window and duty out the door. You have a banner under which to dance naked in the moonlight, because that is what Crazy Cows do!
Some people charge, check, and answer their iPhones in class. Sometimes people even think out loud while engaging in a practice designed to quiet the mind.