No matter whether it is real or feigned, it works. Although, if you’re laughing for no reason at all, you might need medicine.
And your number, the one that magically and precisely appears, after just a few short seconds -- those little, red digits dutifully lined up in that small, dark window when you begrudgingly step on that high-tech scale you paid an arm and a leg for -- is not your life story.
Don’t bring yourself to India, find yourself here. Too many times I’ve seen those who come here and intend, plan, determine, or vow. It’s a waste of time. Let your Indian self be found here, and let your western self highlight it: don’t try and westernize everything. Just flow.